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Noooo! This isn't Tove's room.

This is my room! Look, here's my blanket!

Created on 2004-07-09 20:45:25 (#3756441), last updated 2004-07-11

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Name:	Conson Persson
Birthdate:	12-11
Location:	Gothenburg, ... meow?, Sweden
Website:	Ha!

Bio

Hi! My name is Conson Persson. I am an 7-year-old kitten, and I live in Sweden with Tove We fight a lot, but she's my friend. I'm in second grade, though I'm starting third, and my teacher's name is Maria. She's a badger and she's nice. She gives us band-aids when we've hurt ourselves. My very best friend is named Freyda, she's a hippo and 4 years younger than me. Her teacher is called Stephen and is a worm. When Freyda and Lottie threw a crayon at him, he fainted and had to go to the hospital. I have a band with Freyda, Mager Fager. We write our own songs, and we're going to record a CD this year. Lottie is Freyda's other best friend, but I don't like her. She's an elephant and she's very, very rude. My father is called Person Persson. He likes to drive toy cars at night, but he won't admit it. My mother is called Conny Persson (born Hundlund) and she's a model for rolling pins. I have three brothers; Ponny, Ponson and Penson. They say Ponny is smarter than me, but that's clearly not true. I'm the most intelligent ~~cat~~ creature I know. I have three uncles on my mother's side. Jensen, Bobsy and Knut. Knut is the youngest one and Bobsy the eldest. They're all dogs, though my mother is a cat, like me. Knut has a daughter named Knuta. His wife, Knutis, died on a business trip to Brazil. We all miss her like mad. Jensen doesn't have any kids, but he smokes a lot. Bobsy is married to one of my aunts on my father's side and they have twin daughters, Bobson and Bandersby. The name of his wife is Andersson. She likes cinnamon buns and sings all the time. She's a cat. Her sister (and brother) is, too. Topsy is her sister's name. She has an adopted child named Pluffelius, though she renamed him Kosmos, because she's going through a new age phase. But we still call him Pluffelius. My boyfriend's name is Pencil, and he's a shark. He belongs to Nancy. I love my teeth. I have four teeth. There's no one else in this world who has four teeth or more. Rembrandt makes good toothpaste, you should try it. My favorite color is green and I like eating raspberries and biscuits. Bob the Builder is my favorite television show. The Hulk is my greatest idol, he's green and strong. The snails are your friends.

//Conson